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Christmas with a Capital C review

The “War on Christmas” is back, now initiated by a Grinchy Baldwin brother bent on silencing “Merry Christmas” from a small Alaskan town.

Armed with righteousness and over-patriotism, one town’s mayor is fighting back to save Christmas… decorations. To war!

It’s Larry the Cable Guy’s turn to find his daughter the perfect toy for Christmas that everyone else wants. Git R’ Done!

A Bruce Willis action movie about a rogue cop taking out terrorists during the Christmas season. And no, it’s NOT Die Hard!

A Christmas slasher sequel about a crazy killer who dresses up as Santa Claus. Also, GARBAGE DAY!

Make a wish and a festive shark in a Santa hat will appear – to eat all your friends and family in town.

Christmas needs a hero to restore traditions and keep Christ in Christmas. Unfortunately, we got Kirk Cameron…

Oh, it’s real! The fabled Star Wars Holiday Special is real and just as horrifying as the rumors said. It’s almost as bad as Jar Jar Binks!